I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
Randomize
