Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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