i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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