3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
How drunk are you?
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