shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
I just saw a hot homeless man
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
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wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
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What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.