Whod you bang
do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
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I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
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"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low