We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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