Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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