people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
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I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
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We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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