I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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