I can tuck mytits in my pants
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
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and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
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My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
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