It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
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