I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
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I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
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Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
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