He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
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I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
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"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
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