Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
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Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
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Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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