They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
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I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
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I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
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