I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
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Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
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Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
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