i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
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We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
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no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
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