He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize
