Are we in a gay sports bar?
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
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Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
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I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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