are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
We got so high we made milksteak
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
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