physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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