wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
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he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
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I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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