Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
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