Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
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I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
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Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
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