adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I gave the guy a $20 tip on a $9 cab ride, he thought I was just bad at math but I was really just incredibly thankful to be alive and home.
I was like "don't worry, I'm a math major and you deserve the shit out of that 222% tip"
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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