Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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