I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
I wish life had little blips of pornography
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
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