Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
being pregnant is like rehab
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
I think people are normalizing furries
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