Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
Shitshow foam night was such a success
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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