I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize
