okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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