real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
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