just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
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So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
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He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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