Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I have demons in me.
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
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it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
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What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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