school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
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