Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
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And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
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This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
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