I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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