i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
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One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
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we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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