I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
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he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
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i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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