Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
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just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
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Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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