Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
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