I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
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