im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
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So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
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Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
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