Who did Billy Mays play for?
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
It's blow job season.
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
Randomize
