Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Randomize
