Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
I need a beard to bite.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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