it hurts more in the daytime
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
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Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
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He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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