So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
she peed on how many people?
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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