I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
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I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
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YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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