Where is the hickey?
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
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