NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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