Sponge bath it is.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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