Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
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Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
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We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
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