i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
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His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
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all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
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